犬
I need a favor!! Do you know someone that wants a puppy?
My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!).
It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and is great with kids.
He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing,
and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies. I think she is just weird!
If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know.
Here's a picture of the dog.
ネコ！！！
これ超面白い＼(^o^)／
You are listening to Stevie Wonder.
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is oh so cute, and your boss is the best.)
You are listening to HOUSE music.
(After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.)
You are listening to Metal.
(This is what you feel like at month end)
Phase 4
You are listening to Hip Hop.
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers ar e too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.)
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP.
(After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!) COFFEE!!! MUST HAVE COFFEE!!!!
Phase 6 kicks in
You are listening to Techno (on 'something')
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place...)
